podencos:

Anyway, isn’t it weird how you can love a voice

smalldarlinglesbian:

lol

canadad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

praisebethepants:

hey I just got my drivers license

hey I’m getting mine next

hey I doubt it

smoip:

insertoriginalblogurlhere:

tilthat:

TIL that Adobe doesn’t like when people use “Photoshop” as a verb. Instead of saying “That image was photoshopped,” they want you to say “The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.”

via ift.tt

Do we have to pronounce the ® symbol too

the reason they don’t want you to use photoshopping as a verb is because if were to become so widely used that it were oficially known as a verb, they would lose all brand name copyright, essentially costing them millions in name copyright. i, personally, would love to see this happen so please use photoshop as a verb as much as you can

thesewomenrulemyworld:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

awholevarietyofstuff:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨

Originally posted by usedpimpa

achievementhuntergeek:

firesuns:

tilthat:

TIL John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was lost during the autopsy.

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mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.

Must… resist…

Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.

Pros: Hrrrruuugruhruh, little plastic fishies…

I’ve lost control of my life.

Update:

Feesh…

elchicobasico:

heytheresugar:

tumblerhistory:

such-justice-wow:

tyson-ot-nw:

qsy-draws-a-lot:

you better watch out

You better watch out

You Better Watch Out

You Better WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

I do not like the colour of this sky

Ok but can we talk about this one….

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

winemom-culture:

belladonianoir: