it’s general knowledge by now that you can only survive the apocalypse if you’re part of the American government or saved one of their lives once and they owe you

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex
themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring
fruitgod:

Glow x
If they don’t like you who the fuck cares. Sara Quin (via expiry)

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
If she’s too good for you, my god, don’t leave her. Make an effort to be good enough instead. (via jdvlla)

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